By needsnewpantsnow Ranked #1891 - Men's Pants August 20, 2009
after i bought these pants, girls started flocking towards my pants by the dozen. all of them speaking of such dirty inuendos- all i could reply with is "thats what she said" and it was true. she was standing in front of me! dozens of she's that always say those things. finally one of them approached me more timidly so i took her to my car. it was there that my pants were stolen from me. she told me she wanted me out of my pants so i took them off as requested thinking of a grand fun-filled night night in the back seat but she just took my pants and walked away. after that my luck was gone. a couple homosexuals in a monster truck pulled up on the side of me on my pantless drive home and made obscene gestures and followed me home. now im back to square one.
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