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Volcom Dapper Stone Suit - Men's

Item #VLC9310 | 202 in Stock
5 Star Rating

Boss suite - too freakin' small for my fat ass

By Ranked #407 - Street Jackets May 10, 2010

This is fully excellent suit for your skinny ass! Any punk who needs a suite for a funeral - be it their own or their friends - should get this suite. Stink that it was too small for my fat ass - ordered an XXL and could not get my leg down the pants. I'm a geezer though... You young pioneers should have no problem slipping this suite on over your scrawny frames. Volcom - make some of this Stone crap that will fit actual men - ya dorks!!

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Tech Specs:

Material:
[drip brown] cotton corduroy (16-wale); [new black] 70% polyester, 30% viscose 
Fit:
slim straight 
Pockets:
[jacket] 2 front flap-closure; [pant] 2 hand 
Manufacturer Warranty:
30 days 

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