A most excellent shirt.

breakfastfordinner

Member since  Sep 1, 2011

Posted on September 1, 2011

This most excellent wear is woven from the finest dryad thread, tailored from mysterious magical cave gyspys originating from caves of unknown regions. It is often told that The Gods, old and new, have often blessed brave and fierce warriors traveling perilous roads with these wears for protection on their extremely dangerous quests. This fine cloth will surely make any fair maiden remove their undergarments in hopes of being fornicated by the wearer of said gear.