Cut the Cotton
Cut up your cotton shirt you used to wear under your jacket and make some oil rags out if it. This piece of armor will take you places you've never been before. Having sweat soak up your shirt is a thing of the past, this shirt pull it off faster than a dad pull's out his shotgun on his teenage daughters boyfriend after he catches them... damn, that got to be a long analogy. Anywho, you get the point. Now get the top.