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Legandary female attractor for older men

I am a 51 year old man. I was walking home (my mom's house) from a Star Trek convention the other day and saw a gathering of units on the sidewalk. I noticed that their latest "fashion" trends seemed to appeal to females. After seeing this and realizing I have never attracted any females, I used my mom's credit card to buy this hat. Now I am a female unit magnet! Thank you Nurf!

Legandary female attractor for older men