Wish I could marry it
I do love the ladies, but who needs em when you've got this board? If I could propose to a snowboard, I'd be eloping to Vegas with this one right now.
I used to have my park board and my pow board, switching out depending on the day. The Machete is hands down the best snowboard I've ever been on. Slay's the powder and makes jumps and rails in the park easier than ever. The slimewall reduces chatter that is common in many rocker'd boards and the popsticks in it will make you ollie over lil groms tryin to poach you line.
Gone are the days of switching out your board depending on a park/pow day. Now you've got that extra time for one more run or one more beer at the bar.