Yeah, they're smart.
Regardless of where you got your public education, you can make up for it with these. The features on these pants are great, but the best part is the fact that you won't be cold- at all. The inner lining makes all the difference, while not making you feel like you have a loaded diaper underneath. The boa trap doors are awesome for not having to pull the gaiters up to loosen up your boots. Tons of hiding space pockets that you'll probably never use. If you're goin for the gangster look and you're not 6'5" like I am, the backs of these can drag without tearing, as they've been coated with some sort of polymer to keep from wearing. Intelligence never looked so good.