calculated alignment of planet ill, and the steez moon
...but instead of getting something lame like a lunar eclipse, you magically find in one hand a pair of Heartbreakers, and in the other - an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. But wait - the tickets are now PBR tokens!
I'm on a horse.
* bigger than Wayfarers, Frogskins, and even the massive Hollyweirds. an instant classic
* while the lens height teeters into timmy tallboy territory, the actual frames aren't for super wide temples
* little "broken heart" icon over bridge seals the deal