Geez, why would you even think that anyway?
The Dragon Pump It Up T-Shirt is definitely not encouraging you to acquire a new penis pump. If Dragon wanted to do that, they would have included a free Shaft Sucker 2000 and instructions for its use with every purchase of the shirt. In reality, they were just really saddened by all the people playing soccer these days with half-inflated balls, so they created the shirt as a public service announcement of sorts. That’s all.