Skateboarding is not a crime.
Skaters are nothing more than hooligans intent on destroying property and smoking around babies. We know that you're not one of the many who have this misguided impression of skaters. Why would you? Your kid is destined to learn discipline, devotion, passion, and, of course, failure. He or she will learn what it means to dust off the canvas DVS Kids' Convict Skate Shoe and get back on the horse (well, board) and try again.