Uh, dad, I'm kinda busy...
God, what a day! First you woke up to find out that your roommate had used that last of the Squeeze-Cheeze on his toast. Then the jackass left crumbs all over the coffee table and some fell into your brand-new DVS Men's Rico CT Shoes. To top it off your dad left you this annoying, five-minute message; something about your mom being sold into slavery in Indonesia.