Get 86'ed from a classy restaurant? Toss on your Electric 82 Beanie, walk over to the box where the valets hang the car keys, and relieve your all-too-full-bladder. Even if you get caught with your pants around your ankles and your Johnson swinging in the wind, this comfortable acrylic beanie will keep you feeling cozy while you loudly exclaim, 'What?! This isn't the men's room?! The urinals look just like this where I come from!'