Turn off your TV. Go outside. Wear flannel.
This week on the hit show Flannel Files, a man-hooker named Brigadier Choad stalks our hero, Pennigold Kielbasa while she continues her quest to find the perfect flannel for her undercover lover. Just as she discovers Element’s Ludlow Flannel Shirt and is drawn in by its soft exterior and memorizing plaid pattern, Choad ambushes her and whisks her into his windowless van. Furious at having lost the flannel of her dreams and afraid for her life, Kielbasa fights back. Little does she know, Choad is actually protecting her from a trap set by the man with the Australian accent ….