Throw the high stinky cheddar.
It takes a lot to graduate to the big leagues. You can practice your game every waking moment, or simply break your throwing arm like Henry Rowengartner. Might be easier and less painful though, to just throw on the Element Major League T-shirt. With its comfortable cotton slub, and three-quarter raglan sleeves, you'll always look the part, whether you're riding the bench, or subbing in for Chet Stedman.