Sure that isn't a cookie recipe?
Try not to mistake your Element Boys' Pledge Short with a household cleaner. You can't wear a can of chemicals. Unless of course you got hold of about 50 feet of duct tape, a swan, a toothpick, seven ounces of uranium, and a Lithuanian turtle named Clover. And besides, the Pledge Shorts are easier to wear than going on the world's weirdest scavenger hunt.