You're wearing high-heels, a tool belt, and your Enjoi Dumb Truck Hat when a highway patrolman pulls you over in your big rig. 'I noticed you were swerving back there a bit. Have you had anything to drink tonight sir?' He asks while shining the light into your window. Trying your hardest to focus, you tell him, 'Oh, it's probably just the acid I took twenty miles or so ago. It should be kicking in about now.'