You're just minding your business when some dude comes up and says, 'Nice hat man.' 'Thanks,' you reply. 'It's my Enjoi My Hat.' He looks at you like you're crazy and says, "Wait, what was that?' 'My hat,' you repeat. "Yeah dude, I know that it's your hat.' You can see where this is going, so you decide to dispense with the linguistic hijinks and just punch him in the mouth.