Wook at the soft, cudd-wee widdle guy!
It was a dare. Not just any dare-this one was of the 'double-dog' variety. Ronnie vaulted the zoo fence and headed for the bear habitat in his Enjoi Men's Panda Crew Sweater. He wasn't completely convinced that the sweater was adequate camouflage, but what the hell? Those cuddly little pandas wouldn't hurt anyone. The last thought that went through Ronnie's head before it was removed from his body was that he had made a terrible mistake.