Who said romance is dead?
Some dude starts shouting at you, 'Hey lady, I dig your Enjoi Panda Paint Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt. Do you want to get married?' You tell the handsome stranger, 'If you insist, but just so you know, I'm going to leave you in a few months for someone hotter and take all of your money with me.' He smiles, brushes your hair away from your face and says, 'That sounds perfect.'