Can't wait. Can you, you sick monkey?
Cross-calculate the Pythagorean theorem with the quadratic equation and use further factoring of speed times time, and the result is the estimated numeric projection distance, odor, and color of a panda fart. In the case of the Enjoi Rainbow Fart Complete Skateboard, it's obvious that the fart is rainbow-colored and reaches a distance of approximately 3 feet from the panda's butt. The best thing is that the odor is trapped within the layers of the seven-ply Canadian maple so you taste the sweet smell of syrup and bear ass when you break it on a 12-stair big spin to not-so-bolts landing.
- Wheel colors on completes may vary, but the deck graphic will be as pictured.