Live large or die slowly in a cube.
If you wanna make the big bucks, you should probably be wearing a power tie and navy blue suit while throwing elbows to get a chance at slurping from the golden trough. Since you’re staring at the Etnies Men’s Corporate Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt we’re guessing you’d rather pass on sitting in a dull grey box, staring at an illuminated screen, and getting fatter by the minute. And, hey, we can’t blame you. Soft cotton and polyester fabric and a relaxed fit sure beats an itchy wool blazer, and slurping macros while chatting up the ladies will always trump having a martini with a room full of 60 year old bald dudes.