If buying good clothes makes you a brand whore, then let’s slut it up.
You can’t believe that stupid girl just called you a brand whore. First of all, you are not a brand whore. (That slut from your work who keeps texting your boyfriend? She’s the real whore.) You just know that it’s smart to trust a solid company. The Etnies Women’s Corporate Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt gives you top-notch comfort from a brand you know you can trust.