Phew … that was a close call.
The police officer finds you exceptionally cheery and wearing the Etnies Women’s Disappear Boyfriend Short-Sleeve T-Shirt when he stops by to question you on the whereabouts of your ex. He can’t help but notice your interesting tee’s graphics. To change the subject you quickly ramble about how comfy the Disappear is and how well it fits. Perplexed as to how to respond he hands you his card, tells you to call if your ex pops up, and leaves.