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Grab your Etnies loose Board Shorts and head for the beach. The Loose was designed specifically for wrestling zombie sharks and riding them like demon stallions to the bottom of the ocean. Sorry. We have no idea where that came from.
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does it have velcro around the fly? no me...
does it have velcro around the fly? no me gusta velcro.
There's one dinky piece of velcro right at the top by the tie. You can see it in the detail images. But, there's also a safety flap to keep the chafe away. you will gusta these shorts homeboy.