Throw on your etnies Randy Denim Pants, and plan your escape. You can use the zip fly to saw through the bars, swing from the window by the leather etnies badge on the waist, or just fill the five pockets with shanks that you ground out of cafeteria spoons, and murder your way to the gate. As a last ditch plan, you can always dig your way to the sewage pipe and crawl out underground. When you're out, you'll want to change your pants.
Just got them and they are way comfy fresh out of the box. The black ones look dope and fit perfectly. I think these are the straight fitting version of the stove pipe pants. They aren't skinny jeans but they aren't baggy. Oh and also the pant legs seem pretty long so if you don't have longer legs you might have to fold the ends up a little.