Tomorrow’s newspaper headline: ‘Insensitive Area Man Brought Down To Size’.
While walking past a group of midgets in front of the movie theater, you couldn’t help but crack a ‘Seven Dwarves’ joke—and now they’re circling you, brandishing short lengths of rubber hose. Good thing you’re wearing the etnies The Harp Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt, because you’ll need all the insulation you can get from the beating you’re about to receive.
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I bought this for my boyfriend for Christmas, and the design looks great. He loves wearing it, but the only thing is that it runs a little small. I suggest ordering in a size larger than normal.
Watch the size
Size is off. It should have been labeled "slim fit" I ordered medium, but should have ordered large.