Ahhhh man, is that fresh ink on your butt cheek, too?
We already know the story: you woke up in a corn silo wearing only a strapless bra, a fedora, and missing pants. The Fallen Men's Thomas X Thunder Full-Zip Hoody should make an acceptable substitute for covering the naughty bits below the waist. How you ever managed to get out of the city and onto you brother's farm is beyond us, but hey, we're not here to judge. Just reach for this comfortable sweatshirt, stick your legs through the arms, and start planning your escape from the large steel tube in the sky.