Ninja tryouts are almost here and you’ve been freestyling everything for months to prepare. Slip into the Forum Men’s Corp Icon Long Sleeve T-Shirt before your audition instead of predictably wearing some lame outfit from a kids’ costume shop. First, start running up the wall and do a backflip—this is sure to get the judges attention. Next, break through some concrete blocks with your face to show how hardcore you are. For the grand finale, ride a unicycle over a pit of syphilitic penguins while chugging a tall boy and front flip onto the judges’ table.