The park is perfectly manicured and there's no line or skiers on vacation taking off sideways off all the lips. It's perfect. You sag your goggles, adjust the Forum F Bomb Beanie just before you drop in. And then you catch your edge off the first feature to a nice vertebrae-compressing scorpion. You try to drop a few F bombs of your own, but you knocked the wind out of your bad self and and you can't even muster up one meager whimper. Not one.