Step one to starting a band in your garage: wear this hoody.
You don't have to be talented to be in a band. You just need to have awesome hair, a cool hoody, and a sexy, pained look on your face. Grow out those locks, throw on the Fourstar Mann Sweatshirt, and start practicing your you-can't-understand-my-pain facial expression. Don't bother learning to play the guitar—it's not that big of a deal.