Eventually, many of us come to a point in our lives when we finally stand up and say (nay, SHOUT), 'Life is already complicated enough̶why can't I have a watch that simply tells me the time?' Well, please stop shouting. Seriously, that's annoying. The Freestyle USA Rage 2.0 Watch hearkens back to an era when men were men, movies were a nickel, and watches just told you what time it was. Sure, it has luminous hands for telling time at night and 100m water resistance, but these aren't features that you have to figure out or learn to operate. They just work.