Can't we all just get along?
Have you ever met a zombie you wanted to befriend, but when you wanted to hang he showed his fangs and started lunging towards you? Maybe you never got the memo, but zombies would prefer to gobble down your small intestine than play nicely. The other problem with zombies is the gray, decomposing husk they call an epidermis tends to just slide right off every time you grab it. We guess that's where the Grenade Crypt Glove comes in handy—for grabbing misbehaving zombies and throwing them out of seven-story buildings without getting your hands dirty.