We have received a faint signal from Planet Neukezia 48; apparently their substratosphere has been infiltrated and their entire existence is threatened by destructive cyborgs from an unknown galaxy. We urge you to go there wearing the Grenade Nebula Jacket as it has amazing powers and can protect you from the cyborgs’ deadly laser-cannon blasts. Please relay back information from target destination once you have established contact, the fate of their existence rests in your hands. Once you have succeeded, please unzip the jacket’s underarm vents and use the secret built-in communicator to relay information back. Then snap the powder skirt together to begin the sequence for teleportation back to Earth.