Best date ever.
You think you might actually like this girl. As you put your arm around her, somehow the button on the cuff of your jacket snags the hem of her skirt. Before either of you know what is happening, you’ve lifted her skirt up to her neck. She starts screaming ‘rape’ and trying to mace you, and you (still connected to her skirt) are being dragged across the lawn as she tries to escape. Good thing your Bookman Logo Short-Sleeve T-Shirt from Holden showed up today because the one you’re wearing now is all-kinds-of shot to hell.