Well at least someone’s going to be one happy camper this evening.
Exhausted, you arrive home only to discover your mom holding the Hurley Men’s One & Only 99 Relaxed Denim Pant and a suspicious-looking bag of green goodness. Since you’re a smart ass, you ask her if she’s just finished ironing your comfy and relax-fit jeans. She retorts back with a lengthy parenting speech on the dangers of happy little trees and their implications. Handing back your non-ironed jeans, she takes your calming medicine, walks into her bedroom, and closes the door.