Becoming a jacket-wearer was the best thing you ever did.
You’ve never been the kind of guy to need a jacket. Tough as rocks with ‘roid-rage, you’ve braved the coldest weather with nothing but your massive quantities of chest and back hair to keep you warm. The more miserable you were, the better you felt. But since you found the Hurley Covert Distortion Jacket, you have become man enough to admit that you crave the laidback look of its quilted canvas exterior and the cozy comfort of its polar fleece lining.