You've fought your way through a dungeon of countless horrors—dodging booby traps, dispatching monsters, and generally being a total badass. As you finally reach your goal and ascend the steps toward the mystical altar, you see a golden pillar, on which rests the Hurley Radiance T-Shirt. Wait, seriously? That's the prize for battling your way through this hellish temple with nothing but a sword? A f**king t-shirt?!