You haven’t missed an episode of Dexter ever. If you were totally honest with yourself, you’d have to admit that you want to be just like him. You only lack the ability to even organize your bedroom, let alone an entire murder (also, you really hate blood). At least you can emulate your favorite serial killer’s sense of fashion with the Hurley Serial Knit Shirt. This henley gives you a clean-cut look that hints at your quasi-murderous intentions.