Seriously, you’ve been staring at your shirt for like, an hour.
It’s not like anyone would actually accuse you of coming to work stoned—it’s just an innocent question that your coworkers ask on occasion. Besides, they don’t really need to accuse or ask. It is obvious that you’ve been smoking something because of the way that you keep zoning out on the brilliant graphics of your Hurley What You Smokin? Short Sleeve T-Shirt.