Prepare for some serious PR.
Want to cause a major scandal? Wear the Imperial Motion Men’s Long-Sleeved Bigelow Shirt without a mustache or a beard. That’s right: a plaid flannel shirt and a clean-shaven face—AT THE SAME TIME. Your friends will be dumbfounded, women shocked, the local media thrown into frenzy. When the initial buzz wears off, recharge the controversy by combing your hair.