Every morning it's the same story. You wake up on the beach, sand in your hair and empty cans strewn around your tarp shanty. Good thing the Imperial Motion Men's Vertigo T-Shirt keeps you looking fly as hell. Otherwise it might be tough to explain to the chicas doing dawn patrol that, "Yes, despite my current living situation, I'm not a bum." Besides, would a bum know how to ride barrel like Laird Hamilton? No, we think not.