You should’ve never invented roof streaking.
If you wake up on a rooftop with the KR3W Brackets Two-Toned 210 Hat covering your face, you’ll still have pasty-white cheeks, but a wicked sunburn everywhere else. When we say everywhere, we mean everywhere. Limp your lobsterfied body down the stairs with this fitted hat covering your fried man-parts. Somewhere between the roof and your buddy’s apartment, you remember why you were on the roof.