Why were you searching? The Die-Tie had you at 'Hello.'
As you journey around the world searching for the perfect garment to cover your butt, keep the KR3W Men’s Die Tie Board Short close at hand. The Die Tie will hold the malaria-carrying mosquitoes at bay as you bushwack through the Amazon rain forest. It will protect you from hypothermia as you make your weary way across Antarctica. It will even frighten off anal-probing intergalactic visitors as you skirt the vast, uninhabitable deserts of the American Southwest.