You'll always have a place in Alaska.
You thought Canada would have everything you wanted: vibrant cities, brilliant places to play outside, and really friendly people. The only problem is that you're not really friendly. When your inability to make polite conversation and be friendly to everyone finally lead to your banishment, zip up in the KR3W Fairbanks Hooded Jacket and head for Alaska. It's like Canada but without all of those annoying manners.