It won't help you do any intergalactic smuggling, but at least you'll look nice when Mom swings by unexpectedly.
Smash your rocks glass on the counter, and walk out of that place in disgust. Anywhere that would ask you to wear a suit over your KR3W Men's Harrison Sweater doesn't deserve to serve you. Find yourself a nice little corner joint lit by a neon light or two, and belly up to the takeout counter in this comfortable cotton sweater. Fortune favors the bold, but we suggest ordering something before you decide to tuneup the busboy who just stepped on your freshly shined penny loafers; thankfully he didn't touch your Harrison.