There's no such thing as a free lunch—at least that's what they tell us (whoever THEY are right?).But here's something that works; slip on the KR3W K Slims Denim Pant and order some food at a fast-food joint (but before you do, drop a friend off down the street—and set up a meeting point). At the window, park far away so the worker has to reach, then your friend comes up and snatches the food. Get out of your car and chase him (but don't catch him), act really pissed he stole your food. The manager will come and give you some more food. Meet your friend.