Moving faster than the speed of light is scientifically impossible, but if you were going to try anyway, you might as well wear Lakai’s All Weather Telfords. The high-top support protects your ankles from the crushing force of gravity, just as full-length, shock-absorbing insoles protect your feet from exploding if you suddenly have to bail. Perforated holes in the panels allow your foot-stank molecules to escape as you go so you don’t carry that funk with you and kill off whatever fragile life forms might be evolving in the distant galaxy you wind up in. And who knows what the weather is going to be like when you get there—good thing these dogs don’t bark at the rain.
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Both of the colors you see in the All-Weather Telford are "weatherproof" Take another look at the Lakai website and you'll notice that next to the color description there are the letters "AW" This stands for All Weather. The Military was just used as an example.