We wonder if he had to probe anyone for these technologies.
- Ultra Light End Grain Eco Timbers give the core its super pop and herculean strength without hurting our planet or weighing you down
- Numerically enhanced Banana Tech and Magne-Traction combine to give you a loose, skate-like ride and the ability to change directions at your heart’s desire—just like a hippie speedball
- Vectran Torsion Rods were stolen from the planet Xorg while Mike was searching for a way to increase board feel and bring ollie power to a whole new level of stoned—errr…highness?
- Seamless Self-Healing bio-polymer sidewalls were found in a parallel dimension where sticks and rocks actually attack you while riding— shove something in there and watch it grow back!
- Perfect twin geometry allows you to ride forwards or backwards through time and take over the world—Ok, we only wish that were true, but you can still ride switch like a bad muthaf*ka
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With a price tag at this much it should ride, spin, flip, ollie and slide for you!
Ok after reading the tech I still dont...
Ok after reading the tech I still dont understand the price tag, and it only has btx tech, not a c2btx? bunk
This board has got to have some sort of chick picking up ability or something.
This board is good and all but the price no way i can get up to 4 boards for this price.