Strap into a new dimension of all-mountain supremacy.
- Each board is actually hand built by Mike Olsen and hyper-dimensional elves
- Numerically Enhanced BTX provides mathematically flawless rocker between your feet, and relies on flat zones extending to the contact points for a loose, catch-free ride
- Magne-Traction delivers a kung fu grip in any snow condition
- Sandwich over sandwich construction is just like a double-bacon Philly cheesesteak with whiz—super solid
- Seamless self-healing one piece bio polymer sidewalls were imported by the elves and poured by Olson himself
- Constructed with Ultra-light end-grain eco timbers, the core is featherweight, hyper-responsive, and pretty nice to the Earth you snowboard on
- Vectran Torsion Rods add a level of control and response that has yet to be experienced on our plane of existence—thank the elves for these when you see them
- Volcanic Organic Basalt holds the board together and combines with a Bio Beans top sheet to deliver the most powerful, eco-friendly pop you can find
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this board has superior shredding powers. you could save a small eskimo village from an avalanche while getting head and back handing a polar bear. basically instant ejaculation.
This is the board to get. Has super secret chick picking up abilities. Why else would it be 2.5k.