Bibs keep both babies and you from drooling on yourselves.
If you keep whining about how there isn't enough snow, we'll have to suit you up in the Lib Technologies Wayne Bib Pant. It's the only thing we can think of that might actually keep all the spilled beer and tears off your crotch. There's more pros to the Wayne than just superb dryness, though. Lib Tech made it with 100% recycled polyester, so you can care for trees instead of just crashing into them.
- 20,000mm waterproof rating for optimal moisture protection
- Handwarmer pockets and MP3 pocket keep you organized
- Glove loop and pass pocket keep your essentials in check when hangover-induced forgetfulness would have you running back to the lodge